Oh God! You don't want to know about my performance art career! Really; you don't. You do? Well, you're a bit more twisted than anyone ever suspected, eh?
In 1986, two individuals decided that it would be amusing to become very idiotic clowns (long before it became so hip and mainstream). They called themselves the "Slime Clowns." They insulted children, crashed parades and Dayton's Xmas exhibits and Renaissance Festivals, they created gigantic food fights, swore at their audiences, played electric guitars and so on. They were pure shite.